Nicholas
Take a seat? If I take two, will you take five?
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I think you should just make another completely separate forum for her. I support its immediate creation wholeheartedly, and am offering my services to help facilitate the process. That said, I hereby formally submit myself for consideration as lead moderator of the Zooey Deschanel forum.
My qualifications include:
Lead GameFAQs NBA Jam Social board moderator - 4 years
World of Warcraft Official roleplaying forum moderator - 2 years
Assistant iCarly forums moderator - 6 months
Steve Wilkos Official forums moderator - 4 months
Trucci's Supermarket clerk - 3 days
Newgrounds Clubs & Crews moderator - 1.5 hours
In addition, I have been a member of harryjarry.com since 2008. I am an avid fan of Zooey Deschanel, and have viewed all of her top works, as well as a number of lesser known indie films. I possess a folder of every picture of her that is currently available online, and I have her autograph.
Thank you for your time.
My qualifications include:
Lead GameFAQs NBA Jam Social board moderator - 4 years
World of Warcraft Official roleplaying forum moderator - 2 years
Assistant iCarly forums moderator - 6 months
Steve Wilkos Official forums moderator - 4 months
Trucci's Supermarket clerk - 3 days
Newgrounds Clubs & Crews moderator - 1.5 hours
In addition, I have been a member of harryjarry.com since 2008. I am an avid fan of Zooey Deschanel, and have viewed all of her top works, as well as a number of lesser known indie films. I possess a folder of every picture of her that is currently available online, and I have her autograph.
Thank you for your time.
Posted on: January 16, 2011 @ 9:23pm
Unfortunately these are the only texts which have been recovered thus far. As the Prophet of Joel I will do my best to spread the word of Joel and hopefully shed more truth onto our lives! It is my duty to uncover and scribe all that is of Joelism!
Posted on: December 5, 2010 @ 10:43pm
...embrace the truth of that which I speak. Free yourself and bask in the ultimate knowledge that I grant you. It is on this day that I bring to you the history and truth of our world. It is on this day that I introduce man to Joelism.
The following is translated from original Joelic writings to the best accuracy possible. Some parts have been translated with modern
The Book of Joel
Harry
1 In the beginning of time there was only one – Harry.
2 Harry was Happy, and he spread his happiness across the land.
3 He did well and was well; he was the embodiment of all that is
Merry and good.
4 And Harry spread his cheer and the world was light.
5 However, Harry was alone in the world and while his goodness
Was true, it fell upon himself only.
Jarry
1 Then there was Jarry, the second of kind in the world.
2 Jarry was Joyous, and he too spread his joy across the land.
3 Jarry was envious of Harry’s talent, and soon the two competed.
4 They created many splendors out of challenge and spite and
the world was dark.
5 From this the world was defined and the sins were crafted.
Miranda
1 From the heavens beyond came a figure of unmatched beauty.
2 She was Miranda and she was the Mediator.
3 Her beauty and her command captivated both Harry and Jarry.
They fought for her approval and her attention.
4 But as before in the time before times she simply was. She was
Happy and Joyous and spread her cheer unchallenged across the world.
5 Harry remembered himself fully, and Jarry realized the truth.
6 And so Harry and Jarry become one and they were good.
Joel
1 Joel rose from the truth of the world and all that was good.
2 As testimony of his appreciation, he crafted a gift to match
The beauty of the goddess Miranda.
3 And so it was Earth; and it was beautiful.
4 Together God and Goddess created the animals and plants
And the life of the world. And the sun and the stars and all being.
5 They lay together in holy bliss and enjoyed their creation.
6 In their benevolence they decided to share their creation
So that others could enjoy happiness.
7 And so on the last day of creation man was born.
The following is translated from original Joelic writings to the best accuracy possible. Some parts have been translated with modern
The Book of Joel
Harry
1 In the beginning of time there was only one – Harry.
2 Harry was Happy, and he spread his happiness across the land.
3 He did well and was well; he was the embodiment of all that is
Merry and good.
4 And Harry spread his cheer and the world was light.
5 However, Harry was alone in the world and while his goodness
Was true, it fell upon himself only.
Jarry
1 Then there was Jarry, the second of kind in the world.
2 Jarry was Joyous, and he too spread his joy across the land.
3 Jarry was envious of Harry’s talent, and soon the two competed.
4 They created many splendors out of challenge and spite and
the world was dark.
5 From this the world was defined and the sins were crafted.
Miranda
1 From the heavens beyond came a figure of unmatched beauty.
2 She was Miranda and she was the Mediator.
3 Her beauty and her command captivated both Harry and Jarry.
They fought for her approval and her attention.
4 But as before in the time before times she simply was. She was
Happy and Joyous and spread her cheer unchallenged across the world.
5 Harry remembered himself fully, and Jarry realized the truth.
6 And so Harry and Jarry become one and they were good.
Joel
1 Joel rose from the truth of the world and all that was good.
2 As testimony of his appreciation, he crafted a gift to match
The beauty of the goddess Miranda.
3 And so it was Earth; and it was beautiful.
4 Together God and Goddess created the animals and plants
And the life of the world. And the sun and the stars and all being.
5 They lay together in holy bliss and enjoyed their creation.
6 In their benevolence they decided to share their creation
So that others could enjoy happiness.
7 And so on the last day of creation man was born.
Posted on: December 5, 2010 @ 9:13pm
Topic: HIP-HOP
Anybody who doesn't wish to spend their life as a square should totally listen to anything by Edan, specifically Beautiful Food.
Look at all this beautiful food!
Look at all this beautiful food!
Posted on: December 3, 2010 @ 10:53pm
Topic: Sooo... lately
Sorry to hear about that man. I'm sure it will all be fine though.
Also, ROFL at the iCarly attempt and I have no idea why it wasn't picked for the show. This is blasphemy I tell you!
Also, ROFL at the iCarly attempt and I have no idea why it wasn't picked for the show. This is blasphemy I tell you!
Posted on: August 19, 2008 @ 10:06am
Topic: New Idea
My mind is boggled by both the amazing idea as well as the foolish replies.
If only I was a good animator perhaps this idea could come into fruition.
If only I was a good animator perhaps this idea could come into fruition.
Posted on: August 19, 2008 @ 10:04am
Topic: STOP DEPOSITING JEWDUDEWTF
Oh noes! I'm never gonna hit 20! v_v
Posted on: August 19, 2008 @ 10:01am
Topic: Spheny is an Ass
I thought I got aids from all the gay secks I was having, but now I'm almost possitive that /b/ is the father.
YES MEN CAN HAVE BABIES OK I SEE'D IT WITH MY OWN EYES ON THE TELE ONE TIME.
YES MEN CAN HAVE BABIES OK I SEE'D IT WITH MY OWN EYES ON THE TELE ONE TIME.
Posted on: August 19, 2008 @ 9:58am
Topic: Japanese fighting bugs!!
ROFL this site is amazing.
Posted on: August 19, 2008 @ 9:55am
Jesus, that place reminds me of my driving school.
They told me they would call everyone who failed the final exam within two weeks to let us know.
I found out a month and a half later. And they didn't even call us. My mom called THEM for something, and they just happened to mention it during the call. >_<
Plus, we usually end up leaving 2+ messages before they call us back for anything. Very unprofessional.
Imagine if you passed though. HEY GUESS WHAT I CAN DRIVE A MOTORCYCLE NOW. WHO KNEW!
They told me they would call everyone who failed the final exam within two weeks to let us know.
I found out a month and a half later. And they didn't even call us. My mom called THEM for something, and they just happened to mention it during the call. >_<
Plus, we usually end up leaving 2+ messages before they call us back for anything. Very unprofessional.
Imagine if you passed though. HEY GUESS WHAT I CAN DRIVE A MOTORCYCLE NOW. WHO KNEW!
Posted on: August 19, 2008 @ 9:53am
Topic: Hi everyone!
I just had a delicious helping of cookie crisp the other day whilst with Jamie! It was so tasty.
Breakfast cereals must be the greatest invention of all time!
Breakfast cereals must be the greatest invention of all time!
Posted on: August 19, 2008 @ 9:48am